The walking dead

[ColdBlueSteel]

I'd rather be watching The Walking Dead than spending money in a "Free Market"
Consumerism is so damn expensive these days and such bullshit.

As guys we're now forced to show women we love them by breaking our pocket bank.
If we don't buy the ladies flowers we're assholes, $50.00 for a good dozen.
if we don't buy a card & candy, we don't love them, $5.00 for a card & $20.00 for some good chocolates.
If we don't buy them a cute and cuddly teddy bear, we have no heart.. Build a bear, Bear $35.00 for bear and another $30.00 for accessories (clothes, shoes, heart, and animal sound)
If we don't buy em jewelry "We don't care about them" $100.00 and up
If we don't take them out to dinner, We are ashamed of them. Average couples meal $40.00

If we don't make it a night to remember, we sleep on the couch...
Hand me the remote - I'm watching The Walking Dead.

Wrong woman?

Please ignore the spelling, "autocorrect" should be renamed.