Posting your skills..

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Oh herro.

I usually just read since I'm not in Pennsylvania right now, but I will be again soon. Just wrapping up 8 years in the Army, so here goes:
1. Leadership/mentoring guru (new Soldiers are so stupid!)
2. Army SRT 1&2 certified
3. Small arms repair/unit armorer
4. Master driver
5. Combat lifesaver
6. Tons of North Carolina law enforcement experience (Military Police)
7. x2 Iraq deployments (surge and OND) consisting of:
A. Quick Reaction Force
B. Convoy/MSR security
C. Detainee operations
D. Area security
8. 2 years squad leader experience (one during deployment)
9. Expert marksman with: Beretta 9mm, M500, M16/M4, M203, M24/Rem. 770, M249, M240, M2 .50, MK19. I've shot (no qualification) SCARs, MP5/MP5SD, AT4s... Fuck, everything from MK19 down.
10. I know how to employ those weapons and their teams in a combat environment. Offense and defense.
11. Pretty handy with ditch medicine.
12. I'm an alcoholic and can outdrink anyone, and I'm stupid and can kick anyone's ass.
13. I have an idolomantis diabolica that is on a steady steroid regiment and I'm teaching to sign.
14. Just because I'm an MP doesn't mean I don't know shit. First three years were with 4th BDE, 1st ID during the surge.

PS. I'm a ninja.

Another smart ass.......just what we need around here.......then again I guess that all of us are a bit of an ass hole. Good to see you have a sense of humor.